Today I declared that all c's not part of a consonant cluster will become g's. What was Wayne's immediate response? "gunt".
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I had almost forgotten where the bitch was from, but I remembered: Wasilla. Dammit, maybe in another few months.
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The irony is that the only way anyone could possibly live with me is by not being easily annoyed.
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Why does it annoy me that my husband doesn't get annoyed?
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Shiny AND textured: the biumverate of things that are awesome.
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It would be so much easier to search my email if I EVER spelled anything right.
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For some reason if I put a task on a tasklist, it is the task's death knoll. It will never, ever get done. It will become a source of shame.
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Came into work to see a thank-you note on my desk. First thought: "What could I possibly have done that merits thanks?"
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This was my commute this morning. iPhone picked "The Rain Song" for mood. Perfect. http://snipurl.com/7qmcb
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