Man, David Plouffe doesn't know when to give it a rest, does he? Now I know how all those girls I had crushes on in high school felt.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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All else being equal, I'm going to the Super Bowl gathering with the best Rock Band oriented pre-party. Potential hosts, start your wooing!
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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This office break room doesn't have salt or pepper? Sigh. Fine: non-dairy creamer and instant cocoa mix on my potatoes it is, then.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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Was gonna make an "Anne of Green Gables" reference. But sure, T9, "Bone Me Green Hacker" seems at least as interesting - let's go with that.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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Wintry economic climate my ass. This open req for becoming my concubine has gone unfilled for MONTHS now. Months!
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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Downside of returning to work after two weeks off: the struggle to remember esoterica like "my password" and "what I actually *do* here".
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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I would do the vacuuming way, WAY more frequently if I could use the XBOX controller to do so. And get "Achievements" for doing so, ideally.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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If I just stay in a walk-in freezer for, say, fourteen straight hours? That's calorically the same as a whole mess worth of exercise, right?
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
6 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Mulling stock sales for locking-in-losses tax purposes is the financial equivalent of figuring out which old high school crush to bawl over.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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If I didn't know any better? I'd think that they were ACTUALLY singing about SEX in this here Mötley Crüe song.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Apparently Leonardo created the trapezoid and the Spirograph and Batman and bitchin' DOOM levels and fuck-all everything else in the world.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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For Christmas, I got beer, wine, and both wine and apertif glasses. Apparently my family is staging the logical converse of an intervention.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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"'Holiday in Cambodia' is totally a Christmas song! It's got 'holiday' right there in the title and everything, right? DUH."
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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There doesn't appear to be anything under the tree even REMOTELY shaped like a nubile 19yo girl. C'mon, Santa - did you even read my letter?
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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Man, even the TiVo Suggestions recorder has apparently decided to phone it in for the holidays. Yeesh.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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And now, time for the Rollerball Memorial Christmas Eve Race Around Costco Like Ninnies 2008!
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Am presently going all Cool Hand Luke on this here plateful of deviled eggs.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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@abigvictory That's most understandable. Whenever a "wine" comes in sky blue and Yoda piss green varieties, little joy is likely to be had.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Sweet, sweet Alizé. The pretentious man's Boone's Farm!
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Secret Sentiment #68: The "I saw someone waiting for my parking space, so I intentionally dawdled!" gambit? Makes you a petty control freak.
youhas (Anthony Youhas) from Santa Clara, CA
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