Drop what you're doing, because YLNT are about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to: http://is.gd/eOqs
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
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Thinking about Gymkata too much, I may be consigned to live in THE VILLAGE OF THE CRAZIES, where pommel horses are found in public squares.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
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WHEN GYMNASTICS AND KARATE ARE FUSED, THE COMBUSTION BECOMES AN EXPLOSION. http://bit.ly/CKqY
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
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I would have loved a MacWorld keynote on destroying those fucking install upgrade /make Safari my default browser / restart my comp windows.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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I can neither confirm nor deny that I am under consideration to be Surgeon General. Seems unlikely, though, doesn't it?
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
1 day, 21 hours agoView original
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Major labels' publicists don't even bother to take my calls or reply to my emails. I seriously get nothing.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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I'm willing to be a senator for a while if it'll help.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
2 days, 5 hours agoView original
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This is for all my people at MacWorld: http://bit.ly/KduL
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Why don't I get invited to moderate a thing? Open letter to America's thing-moderator hiring managers: I will moderate your thing.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
2 days, 23 hours agoView original
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I dunno, I guess that just seems like an odd way for a family to start. Particularly one as distinguished as the Addams family.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
3 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Shit, I gotta book some fucking guests on this fucking radio show I do. Anyone know Spike Feresten?
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
4 days, 5 hours agoView original
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@scottsimpson @hotdogsladies and @lonelysandwich are operating in a world of digital photography humor I could never hope to comprehend.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
4 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Well, I'm off to a wedding at that most consecrated of grounds, Knott's Berry Farm.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
4 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Kathy Griffin's moment on CNN was telling. Kind of charming, but really? That joke? In 2008? From a professional comic?
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
5 days, 6 hours agoView original
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If you weren't concerned about @hotdogsladies' risk of heart attack before, you will be once you see this: http://tinyurl.com/89wkhq
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
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When you're eating taffy, sometimes you just gotta put one in your mouth and find out what the fuck flavor that bad boy is.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
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Peppermint is not a great taffy overall, but it makes a fine after-taffy taffy.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
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Americans who love "British comedy" completely baffle me. It's a nationality, not a genre. "Are You Being Served" does not = "Brass Eye"
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Current challenge: trying to figure out if "semi-formal" evening wedding is semi-formal (no tails, black tie) or semi-formal (no jeans).
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I can't imagine a product I support less than a Michael Franti picture book. Wait, there's a Michael Franti yoga DVD? I stand corrected.
youngamerican (Jesse Thorn) from Los Angeles
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