You know, I really don't remember taking a class in broadcasting school about fear mongering... I must have been sick that day. Or drunk.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Hey, Ikea. I've got $2.50, you've got lunch. Let's do this thing.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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I keep changing my gmail themes. It's like a little present to myself every time I sign in. "OMG NINJAS!" "OMG ICE CREAM!" "OMG DEFAULT!"
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
5 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Be careful, you guys. Christmas is like, REALLY sick. It just threw up all over the inside of my Mom and Dad's house.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
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It's always fun to discover new things. Like a beer bong. Unfortunately, that one also comes with the discovery that you are not 22 anymore.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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My parents will be so excited to hear that I'm finally getting married...
TO THIS FRIGGIN AWESOME YAM BURRITO I JUST MADE.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Tip for redheads: "Kick a Ginger Day" probably wouldn't exist if you weren't ALWAYS talking about being a redhead.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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If you didn't want to hear me sing "Cult of Personality" with intense passion and conviction then you probably shouldn't have come in here.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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I will probably always be a little pissed off that I can't properly sing along to Beach Boys songs because they are like 3 octaves too high.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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I just bought my domain for my blog. I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack. Yay irrational anxiety!!!!
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
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Just spending the afternoon practicing my sweet ukulele skills. You should hear me play "Faith". I totally rock that shit.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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You know what's creepy? When a person's laugh really sounds like "HA HA HA HA!". I immediately assume they are plotting world domination.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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If I could get away with just eating gum for dinner, I could be SOOOO much lazier and SOOOO much thinner.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Doctor: "Alcohol and caffeine aren't your friends right now."
Me: "Whoa, let's not get crazy!"
Whatever, he totally laughed.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Oh, credit card statement. You're so crazy!
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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A piece of my desk just broke off and stabbed me in the knee. WTF, yo?
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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The chatty heating maintenance guy is learning an important life lesson today: You can't please all of the menopausal women all of the time.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I'm afraid to call the IT guy at work. He grew a beard and now I'm not sure if he will still laugh when I tell that one DOS joke I know.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Just chillin'.
Seriously, guys. There's no heat up in this bitch. The landlords control it!
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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The sun came out hours ago, but I just found out because they put me in a corner in the back with no windows. Where is my, Patrick Swayze?
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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