I want one of those machines where you put the dishes in and they wash themselves. Those things are fancy!
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
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My reaction to watching Titanic was almost the same as my reaction to Nyquil. "Holy shit! WTF day is it? Also, that old lady is an asshole."
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
4 days, 20 hours agoView original
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My favourite thing about Nyquil has to be that feeling you have when you wake up in the morning. I call it, "Holy shit, WTF day is it?"
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
5 days, 5 hours agoView original
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@NickiHiss You are quite gracious to abstain from the stabbing. I'd cut a bitch, real good!
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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New marketing slogan for Toblerone that I just made up:
"Toblerone Fruit & Nut - Practically the same as trail mix, amirite?"
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
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I'm told you are supposed to start eating healthier right after New Years. Hence the Fruit & Nut Toblerone. FRUIT & NUT! Totally healthy.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
6 days, 2 hours agoView original
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When guys who are usually clean-shaven suddenly start to grow beards I just assume they are in some sort of contest.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
6 days, 4 hours agoView original
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I know tomorrow is not a holiday, but COME ON. It just feels stupid to go back to work for ONE DAY. Ugh.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
6 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Big decisions to make. For example, do I wear sweatpants or yoga pants? This is so hard!
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
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3 different channels had 3 different times for the countdown. It was very confusing, so I just drank 3 times. So... 2009 is awesome so far.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
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So, you DO know that it is only 9:45 on the west coast right? You are supposed to type SPOILER ALERT at the beginning! THANKS A LOT, JERKS.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
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Things are about to get REAL crazy up in here... I plan on having myself a latte... IN THE AFTERNOON. Hold on to your hats, kids!
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I just got a free scone from Starbucks. How are you going to compete with THAT, 2009? (I hope you try to compete with free donuts.)
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Oh good. The annual "Two Week Time Period Where I Write the Date Wrong EVERY EFFING TIME" festival has begun.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I just bought the fancy name brand Kleenex. If I'm going to be sick, I'm doing it in mothereffing STYLE.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I want so badly to be hardcore. But everyone knows that when I say I'm going to buy some drugs I mean Advil Cold & Sinus. *sigh*
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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If faking understanding of half your job for 3 years is the equivalent of murder, then yes. I have gotten away with murder.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Memo about new hire at work states that he will start just in time to go on a work trip to Jamaica. HOPE YOU LIKE EATING LUNCH ALONE, PAL.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Look. If you don't understand Gino Vanelli references, then I cannot help you sir.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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My nephew is really good at Wii Boxing. Like, SCARY good. I shall think twice before stealing more of his candy.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
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