With this brain state, I am currently most useful to my employer as fuel
yoz (Yoz) from San Francisco, CA
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Reading a privacy agreement best summarised as "this is a piece of paper"
yoz (Yoz) from San Francisco, CA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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In Borderlands, Dexter pulls a book from the shelf and sits. "Once upon a time there was a little girl called Rammstein. The end!" *slam*
yoz (Yoz) from San Francisco, CA
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Due to success of this morning's tweet, O'Reilly are now considering a regexp-talent dating site. I suggest "greedymatches.com"
yoz (Yoz) from San Francisco, CA
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Some people, when facing a problem, think "I'll use regular expressions." Now they have HORDES OF CUTE PEOPLE WANTING TO SLEEP WITH THEM
yoz (Yoz) from San Francisco, CA
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