Fingertips crack and bleed in winter. Applied liquid band-aid. Fingertips now cracked and raw under liquid band-aid.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
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I order the vegetarian Udon every day. The server has a melancholy countenance. I fear one day he will reach across the counter and kill me.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
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6:00 AM. Resisting anxiety about the future by drying and stacking dishes.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
14 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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Now that we've all written articles about what to do in a recession, I reckon we'll all be just fine.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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Stepped in a webinar on my way to work. I'll never get the stain out of these jeans.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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Sorry I'm late. I upgraded my library to iTunes Plus last night, and it took all morning to correct the mistakes.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
1 day, 10 hours agoView original
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I could do inappropriate sharing for laughs, but it would be a waste of good sympathy.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
1 day, 13 hours agoView original
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I have the Woody Allen joke mechanics down, but the kids aren't starring it. More proof that our education system is failing.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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Just read an article that finally put into words something that I had previously only written about.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Purgatory will be exactly like this elevator.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Well, Schiller's not starving.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Most of the new iPhoto features sound good, but the part about Jew-coded photographs makes me uncomfortable for some reason.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Prince is overrated because you like the Clash? Thai food is overrated because you like French? That ain't logic!
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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@abigvictory I love watching people who owe me work prattle away on Twitter. It's like the thrill a sniper must feel.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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@chockenberry I just shorted Furbo.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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And these donuts.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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The rice probably doesn't help.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Also the pasta.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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To address the rumors once and for all, I have been gaining weight. My doctors say it is all the holiday treats.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Just picked up an awesome new game: Tobacco Hero. You suck on a little plastic tube, and a character onscreen smokes a cigarette.
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
3 days, 6 hours agoView original
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