The Mexican in me always laughs when I see the phrase "soy chicken".
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
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@printartist It's funny to be hard.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
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"They should discover some naturally occurring crystal and name it 'amirite'." (Credit goes to my friend Vince.)
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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The problem with these "Rescue Plans" is that they're not really rescuing anyone—they're just shuffling the problem around. #SameStory
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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The bus stop smells like mammoth shit and I just ripped my shirt. Today is gonna be awesome.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
4 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Every time God kills a kitten, I kill a god.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
4 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Look, rich people, you can't keep throwing money at problems in an attempt to fix them. It doesn't work that way. Money is imaginary.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
5 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Vulvarine is the best name ever. #RollerDerby
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
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Now I am rocking out to Patrick Hernandez "Born To Be Alive". The radness continues toward awesomocity.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I won't say that I'm _bored_, per se, but I will say that I'm feeling weary because I am lacking interest in my current activities.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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*Spam Of The Day:*
Subject: Enlarge your brest and let other women die from envy.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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@hoosiergirl RT: "Cumin In Your Food: An Amateur's Guide To Herbs And Spices" http://twitter.com/zulaica/statuses/828756457
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Hey, whaddaya know--The Humpty Dance _is_ your chance to do The Hump!
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Project Sustenance was also successful. I've acquired an avocado sammich with sprouts and other vegetables on toasted sourdough. #Zen
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Diligent attempts to reduce my caffeine intake are proving to be very difficult. Besides, all this water is making me race like a pisshorse.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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@kariedwards I concur. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Went out for milk, which the local mart was out of, and ended up with Cè Fiore and a walk.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Considering all the times I've fed these cats, you'd think they could stop napping for once and cook me a meal.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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David Bowie has an uncanny ability to tug at my heartstrings. Songs like "Five Years" and "Conversation Piece" are great examples of this.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I played peek-a-boo and made funny faces with an ~12 month old girl. We laughed. As the highlight of my day, it's a damn good one.
zulaica (David Zulaica) from Los Angeles, CA
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