Time out for dismembering the Chucky baby, you Bad Boy.

(Does the crate mean you are going somewhere?)
— nancy    Jan 12, 12:13am

Yes, Sir, that’s my baby…
— tm    Jan 12, 12:24am

Oliver’s latest performance art installation:

“Pooch in Repose, with Tulip and Plastic Baby, a Meditation on the Modern Dog’s Life.”

a.k.a. “Bring me bacon, or the doll gets it”
— Pete    Jan 12, 12:32am

maybe a dingo ate your baby…
— em    Jan 12, 2:11am

Oliver keeps mum while guarding the secret chimney escape route.
Meanwhile, Hugo disappears before the CSIs can
determine if it is his DNA is on the battered baby doll.

Yes, in some ways Oliver is his brother’s keeper.
— bonita    Jan 12, 2:23am

I’ve always thought waaaay too much importance is given to the frontal lobes myself, Ollie. Great minds think alike, Sir.
— Chum    Jan 12, 2:42am

OK I confess, I did it … can I come out of the solitary confinement cell now ?
— pennyj    Jan 12, 3:34am

Oliver and Baby Gorbachev.
—    Jan 12, 3:47am

Oliver and Baby Gorbachev with Tulips.
— ledom    Jan 12, 4:56am

can somebody fix my baby? I don’t know how that happened.
—    Jan 12, 1:21pm

The baby is creepy as hell. Get it away from me. Please lock it in a closet or something.
— Sherri    Jan 12, 2:05pm

Okay, I got a little carried away,
but Baby was very naughty!
— Zoe    Jan 12, 4:25pm

Oliver sings The Empty Head Blues again.
— Greg    Jan 12, 8:49pm

Ollie didn’t do it! He was framed! (In more ways than one.)
—    Jan 12, 9:19pm

Patient with “vet” voodoo doll.
— ricadus    Jan 13, 1:09am

“So, should we leave it at this? D’you think the ‘Abandon All Hope, &c.’ plaque is too much? I just don’t want to be bothered, y’know?”
— ~andrew    Jan 15, 2:59pm

“Since the ‘troubles’, I just haven’t felt safe in my own neighborhood anymore”, said elderly resident Myrna Murchin, cultivator of one of the last remaining rooftop gardens in the city and grandmother of one of the wounded children.
—    Jan 17, 7:19pm

Fallen cherub guards Cerebus at the gates of Hades.
(2 heads short, but close enough)
— alan    Jan 19, 12:51pm

i’ve done a bad.. bad thing.
—    Jan 20, 4:09am

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