Cub fans are anxiously awaiting the addition of a highly-touted French center fielder. Word is that team management out bid several other teams for the young star. Hugo Allen makes an especially attractive addition because he has spent all his life playing among vines. In addition, rumor has it that he is acquainted with goats. Fans and management alike expect him to be key during the second half of the season.

– bonita at 2:32 pm, 23 Jul 08