Oliver, daily: 18 December 2005

Excuse me, Dad. But even I know that this is a basket for *one.
I have long legs, I run alot, I spend half the day sniffing around for bacon.
At the end of the day I’m tired.
I need my rest. I was here first.
I deserve a bed of my own. Geez!
— ernieg Dec 18, 12:42am
Hugo and I are having a lunchtime snooze. Do we have to get up now?
— Ben Wise Dec 18, 9:52am
“Can’t I have my own bed?”
— john Dec 18, 12:36pm
“Iwasherefirst.”
“NoIwas.”
— ricadus Dec 18, 6:18pm
While we appreciate your efforts in the conservation of resources and minimizing the impact you have on the Ecosphere, we feel constrained to point out that we are neither one of us puppies any more, and we have outgrown the ancestral basket some years ago.
— BobG Dec 18, 8:22pm
Can you believe this? I get no respect I tell ya, no respect!
— Zen Dec 18, 9:18pm
Oh sure, two beautiful males in “Brokeback Mountain” get critical acclaim when they sleep together, but when we do it it’s nothing but, ‘let me get the camera’, ‘oh how cute’, and nonsensical attempts to put words in our mouths.

When are you going to take us seriously?

I’ll tell you what, you can start by giving us more bacon, then we can discuss further.
— greenthumb Dec 19, 6:24pm