- Someone’s had their Xmas dinner early.
— ricadus Dec 20, 12:38am
- Have we not been exemplary his year?
— Lisa Dec 20, 12:49am
- Whatever you do, don’t drop the Christmas ham!
— Pete Dec 20, 1:38am
- And the stockings were hung by the chimney with care,in hopes that St Nick soon would be there…. with bacon.
— Daisy Mae Dec 20, 2:49am
- Joyeux Noel!
— martina Dec 20, 3:26am
- Presents?!!
Where are our presents?!!
Is not the tradition to give faithful and loyal friends presents?
We are so disappointed.
— ernieg Dec 20, 4:44am
- tastes great!
..less filling!
tastes great!
..less filling!
tastes @#$%!& great!
..no, less $%#$@* filling!
...
— em Dec 20, 6:30am
- Let’s wait right here Hugo, I think its tonight that Santa will come down the chimney . . . .
— Zen Dec 20, 7:07am
- Hey, I know they’re sweet boys ‘n’ everything, but I wouldn’t want to be that fellow who has to suddenly plop down outta the chimney into that room wearing some crazy outfit. Know what I mean? Maybe that’s why he has all that padding?
— wizmo Dec 20, 7:41am
- Presents? Under the tree? With those two about?
We learned that lesson the hard way.
Plus, you will notice that only one candy cane remains. All the others, plus the chocolates, are inside those two (who? me?) bellies. I still can’t figure out how they got to them without bringing down the whole tree.
Pretty impressive actually (I’m guessing some pyramid formation was involved).
— gail Dec 20, 1:34pm
- Notice the distinct lack of evidence of wrongdoing? Just the mournful little looks in their eyes – forgotten little friends of humanity – left giftless and sad near the tree. They must have eaten the plastic wrap on the candy canes!
They are good….very very good at this little game! I am impressed.
— ruth Dec 20, 10:27pm
- Um.
Mom?
The tree is in need of a candy cane refill.
— Marly Dec 20, 10:30pm
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