Talking Points on the French Relocation  ::  V. 1.04

Who?
Cardigan Industries Incorporated and all assets, including the wholly-owned subsidiary Textism GmbH.

What?
Chucking all this bullshit and moving to the French countryside.

Where?
Pompignan, France (pop. 602). North of Montpellier, west of Nîmes.

When?
28th of August.

Why?
I’m in love.

Really?
Yes.

Spill.
A gorgeous, smart, funny woman living in the South of France, who speaks a number of languages and writes beautifully and gets my jokes.

Hmm. What does she see in you?
Always with the jabs.

Okay okay. What will you do there?
Finish writing one book, get going on another, much else.

Will you continue publishing your websites?
Of course. Possibly with renewed vigour.

Uh huh. You do seem happy.
I am.

You’re a known worrier. Who convinced you this is the right thing to do?
Ben Brown.

When did you decide?
A while ago.

What is the capital of North Dakota?
Bismarck.